June 2010
9 posts
“My life ended when I had my first child…. and I went straight to hell.”
“I found your porn, don’t think I don’t know what Mr Magorium’s...”
“Marty I dont recall entering an internet lottery, but we won! Find my bank...”
“could you please pick me up? I drove my car into another and I dont have...”
“There is no such thing as microwaves. They are just instruments for the lazy and...”
“where is the priest? He was to be here to bless the house. Since I killed that...”
“I don’t know how asians get their drivers license. If I drove with my eyes...”
“It bothers me the image we send kids. Lassie should have been male, a female...”
“my recipes are like Dan Brown novels. Lies, betrayals, and someone always dies...”